dunceman
Charlie Sheen's story takes the reader into the realms of mystery, thriller, romance and even, not to put too fine a point on it, into the realm of sexual intercourse. Charlie, being extremely selective, did it only with the most beautiful female specimens and the most passionate bedroom tigresses in the entire land. His countless lovers described his lovemaking abilities with praise not heard ever since about any other man. No matter what various laudable qualities these mistresses mentioned when whispering about their sexual experiences with Charlie, one theme was common: Charlie Sheen had the endurance of a stallion, the passion of a bonobo, the enthusiasm of a schoolboy, and the experience in pleasing a woman of a man born centuries ago. Fantastic and magical, improbably Charlie Sheen exists. He is a full-blooded person and not a carbon copy of a character from a Victorian novel. Charlie Sheen is not only a person, a human being graciously living among us, he is also a concept, an enigma, which will always tie a researcher's brain matter into Gordian Knot.