Litterally just things I think the sides would say. Also there is some strong language so if that isn't your thing, this might not be for you. And MOST of these senarios actually happened and/or are CLOSE (meaning not exact) to things I've seen. Some might be under or over exaggerated.

Roman walks into Starbucks every day and orders the most complicated order that Virgil has to put up with. So Virgil tries to be the most difficult person possible. One day Roman comes in upset and needing a place to stay, so Virgil offers his house. Little does Roman know living there offers things like ghosts, maybe a little bit of magic, and crazy siblings.