Just random Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus funny things and jokes

Hey guys, I know there is a lot of PJ on Facebook books out but I just wanted to attempt it my self all characters are owned by Rick Riordan storyline however is from my imagination [I hope to make you all laugh]

Hey guys! I've been reading a lot of fanfiction about Percy Jackson lately and I thought I would give it a shot myself. This is my first fanfiction ever and English is my second language so please be patient with any mistakes (: I was inspired by a fan fiction I read a long time ago called Love The Babysitter which is, like, my fav ever xxxxxxx PJO/HOO FanFiction. My brother Tyson is failing in school so mom decided to hire a stupid tutor, even after I told her I could teach him myself. Ah well I'm just going to focus on my swimming. // I just got hired for a job as a tutor! Why? Because I'm starting to save money for university and hey, it could be fun..right? // Thalico, Jasper, Tratie, and mainly Percabeth. AU (Events in the books never happened) I DO NOT OWN PJO/HOO. CREDS TO MYSEL FOR THE FLAWLESS COVER ❤️❤️

Are you a PJO/HOO fangirl/fanboy/fanwhatever? Are you craving something deep and emotional? Are you so desperately wanting to read something just to make you swoon with fluffy fangirling? Well this is the book for you. These are a collection of headcanons and one-shots I wrote just to fulfill your guys' need for fluff. And no, I don't aim for your heart. I shoot straight. For. Your. FEELS. Cover By: Potato chip. The pictures in the cover is not owned by me but the creativity is owned by POTATO CHIP.

A sort of sequel to my first book! I suggest you go read it ;) This is filled with funny stuff, as you can tell. These are all make-believe and I did them because my previous book was filled with emotional ones. EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL ONES. So enjoy, I will see you in the book!

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

Percy had the best life imaginable. Well, the best demigod life imaginable. A wonderful girlfriend named Annabeth, a best friend named Grover, a half-brother Cyclops named Tyson. And an Olympian God of the Sea named Poseidon as a father. What happens when one small thing changes? When one memory is erased from everyone's mind but his, his best friend's, and his teacher's. When no one knows him. They know a Percy Jackson, the greatest demigod of all time. Do they know the real one? Or will he be erased forever? ~First book in the Memory Trilogy~ [Originally published in 2013]

Annabeth mourns the death of Thalia, only to become enraged when she finally finds out she is alive with Percy's team. The guilt only piles on when another close death occurs. Unable to handle all of the memories at Camp, Annabeth leaves to join the Amazons. She settles there, as happy as she can be without her Seaweed Brain, until Chiron sends her an Iris-message. Camp is in trouble once again. This time, after defeating Kronos and Tartarus, they're up against Gaea. With the help of the Amazon's, Percy, and Percy's team, Camp Half-Blood faces their biggest threat yet. Will they succeed? Will Gaea return to her slumber and leave the gods' power unchallenged? Or will Mother Earth prevail, and end all life as the demigods' know it? ~Sequel to Erased Memories~ [First published in 2014]

As Queen of the Amazons, Annabeth Chase must be ready for anything. She has to be there for her warriors. But being separated from Percy has not been working for her. All she wants is to be with her Seaweed Brain, and not when he is called to Earth because war is imminent. As Chaos, Percy Jackson can't stay on one planet for too long. Especially not Earth. But he doesn't want to deal with the responsibility. Naturally, after a miracle happens, all he wants is to go to his home planet and stay with Annabeth, without some immortal threatening them. But, of course, that is exactly what happens. They've defeated Kronos, Tartarus, and Gaea, and now are after a few dangerous beings. The Oneiroi and Typhon. Campers and Amazons keep having strange dreams, driving them close to madness. Annabeth and Percy don't think much of it, until both of them are plagued with the dreams. On top of that, one of their strongest allies turns on them. Struggling to deal with their separation, and the unavoidable war, the heroes of Olympus must unite with a new force, one they never knew had existed. New powers are revealed and secrets are uncovered, as the battle starts. Will they have their happy ending? Or will a devastating disaster separate the two heroes forever? ~Sequel to Too Many Memories~ [First published in 2014]

❝Myself and Mr D have decided to send you to High School. Specifically Goode High School. Percy's High School.❞ ❝We're going to Goode?❞ ❝Yes.❞ ©violetharmcn THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES FINISHED AND THEREFORE DIVERGES FROM CANON/THE END OF HEROES OF OLYMPUS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.