Dora sucks

So one day I was watching Dora... I mean I was babysitting and the baby wanted to watch Dora. While watching this show, I realized some shit. Read bout that shit >>>

The Sword in the Jello

Hey, before you guys freak out and say "WTF is this?", please understand that this is not a story to be taken seriously and is actually a challenge my friend gave me. So don't complain, it's just a dumb challenge. Thank you!

Chocolate with Sprinkles

Everyone has their favorite donut, right? So here is an in-depth description of what it feels like to see and experience mine!

Hell is the Absence of a Washroom

A devoted priest loses his faith while trapped in an outhouse. Filled with existential despair and acerbic wit these short stories or, 'lamentations,' grapple with themes ranging from contemporary politics, to God and religion, to the absurdity of everyday existence. From the opening moments exploring the unraveling m...

The Peach Tree

A macabre piece of flash fiction, about a man who returns home with a very unique peach...

Always You (Strange Aeons x Classically Abby)

Teya does Youtube for her career. Abby is a modest woman. However, they seem to be drawn to each other for one reason or another. Not only that, but they keep running into each other as well. Is this the start of something magical?

onision gets his Patreon deleted then works at mcdonalds then becomes a bird

self explanatory also this is a true story that unraveled before my eyes -fireman sam

REWRITTEN Stones to Abbigale by Onision

I have rewritten Onision's story "Stones to Abbigale" (this version almost nine times shorter than the original and somehow more complex). This took multiple weeks, breaks and looks at reviews to complete. This parody is used in my youtube video, I Actually Write Onision's book (https://youtu.be/Wy5WmCgoGK0), as a seq...

#HowToAuthor: Drafting & Revision

Advice for writing book-shaped things and getting them traditionally published. This series will cover everything from querying to agent fit, to building a platform and marketing yourself.

Project 24

(I might change the title eventually) A story about a robot who travels space.

Casual Friday

Casual Friday is the story of hit man John Lago’s very first assignment as a recruit with Human Resources, Inc., a placement agency that sends assassins, disguised as interns, to take out high-level targets under cover of corporate invisibility. John will go on to become the most successful “intern” in HR’s history. Y...