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A handy lexicon of terms used in and applied to literary fiction and what they actually mean, as well as some ideas on how to improve your writing.

The sub-genres of Fantasy

Ruthless Alphas, double crossing allies and one young princess thrust into their darkly seductive world. ╾─────╼ Princess Lyandra, the Grand Alpha's daughter, is facing the most challenging task of her life: finding peace between the werewolves and the humans. When a band of werewolves called the Crusaders threaten to expose their species, she needs to reclaim her right to be an Alpha while convincing the humans her people aren't the animalistic brutes of legend. Although she's been living among the humans for years, she isn't sure she's got what it takes, especially standing up to the Alphas. Thrust into a world of political intrigue, Lyandra is forced to accept the help of her mysterious mate Raven, a man she isn't sure she can trust. A story of love, duty, and death in a world on the brink of revolution. ╾─────╼ 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗹𝗲𝘀// book one 𝗹𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻// book one ╾─────╼ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱// 30 March 2020, first draft completed on 16 September 2020 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀// second draft being rewritten 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲// urban low fantasy, romance, new adult, werewolf 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 // 1.5k to 2k 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁// 120k+ 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻// second draft, editing underway ╾─────╼ 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱// @werewolf @projectwomanup @undiscoveredwolves @action @YAFantasy @cupid @dangerouslove 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀// the dream awards 2020, prime awards 2020 final round, phantom awards, wicked awards, house spotlight at OlympusWriting 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀// #3 in kickass, #9 in starcrossed, #3 in assassin

"I didn't ask to be in the middle of your ego-battle," I grumble. Blake pins me to my locker, hands resting on either side of my head. "Well, you got it in anyway, Darling," he whispers. His face is inches away from mine and damn me for licking my lips. I am NOT falling for these guys. And then, at the corner of my eye I spot Owen and his gang approaching. Well, that's just great. *** The West and East gang of Tygerwell have been at each other's throats since the dawn of time. And the two leaders of these gangs want to end the fight, once and for all. But fighting with fists is easy. Fighting with wit and charm, is a whole other ball game. Blake. West-side gang leader. Leather jacket and killer glare. Don't talk back. Owen. East-side gang leader. Fancy coat and toxic stare. Don't resist. And in comes Amber. Hair of gold and oceans in her eyes. Has too much sass for her own good and always, ALWAYS, manages to get into the middle of trouble. But these boys have no idea who they're really dealing with. And when Amber descovers she knows a little too much when it comes to guns and fighting, she has to question everything she thought she knew about herself. Three can play this game. *** "Let's settle this. You got rejected, I got rejected. It's only fair that the fate of the gangs be on who gets the girl first." "That sounds rather good, Rhodes. I'll take that bet on the golden girl." *** COMPLETED FICTION AWARDS: Best new story and best new account Highest ranking in Teen Fiction: #1 on 25/06/2018

3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, the skeptical one. And then, there's Rags, the dead one. Can three total idiots really solve the great mystery surrounding the unexpected death of one girl? (3 Dudes 1 Paranormal Series) *Important ranks: #1 in Paranormal, #1 in Idiot, #1 in Ghost *Wattys2018 longlisted

She wasn't that drunk. So the six-foot something creature rummaging through her fridge half-naked, at eight in the morning was real. Now here's the tinsy winsy problem; She lives alone. ------------------------------------------------ Let's just say Catherine Wright wasn't having the best day. Everything just wasn't going well-right. So after a couple of sips of wine, she ended up 'praying' for some kind of distraction instead. Who knew the heavens answered prayers from drunk women. Now Damon Grace would be exactly what she asked for. And a few other things that would make her wish she never drank at all. (p.s. It wouldn't hurt to check the tags this story is on) Copyright © 2015 Liz Martinez All Rights Reserved

[boyxboy] [#42 in general fiction] Eliott is alive. He's navigated through foster families, group homes, and no home. Through it all, Nigel has been by his side. Now that high school is over and they've found a place - a real home - to live with their best friend from school, everything is looking up. Not for long. Sexuality, love, loss, and growing into your own shoes is a lot harder than it seems. - cover thanks to @roadtrips

During the day she's shy, quiet, and reserved. But during the night she's beautiful, confident, and a secret kick-ass hero. She's Lila Tyler. From capturing criminals to saving lives, it's kind of hard to keep up, especially when you're just a high school student. But somehow Lila manages it. How can one girl save the day all by herself? There's an extraordinary quality about Lila. She has special senses and no one knows about it, except for her older brother. Instead of using her powers for her own entertainment, Lila uses them for honorable deeds. Kicking the bad guys butts at crime scenes is very brave, but what happens when someone is after Lila? And what happens when a certain cocky jerk finds out her secret? Join Lila on her perilous journey to find out who is after her and if Lila is able to find love in between all the chaos.

Join Lorelei and Loki as they unravel the threads of mystery, unveil the masks of evil intentions and put together the pieces of the puzzle in their adventures. Looking for VOLUME 2? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/220978938-project-loki-volume-2 Looking for VOLUME 3? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/101604752-project-loki-volume-3 ✓Published under PSICOM Publishing ✓Wattys 2016 Talk of the Town ✓Featured Mystery/Thriller story Cover Illustration by Chiire Dumo.