Roman x Sword Smut/Comedy Fic

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing & uh... sexual content? I mean, it's smut, what do you expect...? ⚠️This is a JOKE, it's NOT supposed to be taken SERIOUSLY, it's a CRACK ship⚠️ • • • I'm kinda sorry but also not? Like idk if I'll regret this later...? But I've really wanted to write this so it's happening. Good luc...