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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

WELCOME TO SHIPLANTIS! PLEASE SHUT THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU AND BEWARE OF THE FEELS, those horrible creatures!! Before reading, be sure to agree with the following terms and conditions: [ ] I accept to follow the motto "Fandom before blood" About this AMAZHANG story: Just a book filled of laughter, feels, mind-blowing rubbish and all those wibbly wobbly timey whimey things you don't see everyday because muggles are boring. WARNING: This book has SPOILERSSSSSS. So if, lets say, you haven't finished the Divergent trilogy, well then I very much recomend you NOT TO READ that section of the chapter! (Yes, my chapters are divided into sections for the safety of your spoiled-free eyes). If you are wondering, yes, this book includes whatever fandom you're thinking of. No, not that fandomless fandom, no, you're alone there, cousin, sorry. I'm so sorry. Some specific fandoms: TMR, THG, HP, PJO, HOO, DW, TMI, TID, TFIOS, Divergent and loads more!! Also, if you DO NOT want to experience 14 chapters of ONLY The Hunger Games stuff then go ahead and skip 14 chapter to the one after the one called "BIG FANDOM NEWS." Read this story if you are ready to: - sob -die - roll on the ground - get weird looks from across the room -die - make weird dying seal noises -die - throw the computer across the room - laugh your soul out -did I mention die? -etcetera CREDIT to all people who own these jokes (NONE OF THE JOKES ARE MINE. Only some) Brilliant cover by: @PastelPixies. May the gods be ever in your favor....

Katniss Everdeen moves in with cousin Clove Silvers in HG High, Panem, California after her mother gets a job in New York. She fits right in with the ‘Victors’ as everyone would call them. But along with the new girl, there’s always jealousies, heartbreak, drama and of course fun. Questions will fill their minds once it all goes out of hand. Questions like Who’s X? Prom theme? And more. They say High School is a game, but for these Victors, It’s ten times worse

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Georgie Talbot is a nerd. She gets bullied daily, but does nothing to stop it. One day, a creepy man who is neither a murderer, rapist or stalker (she checked) approaches her. He needs her help. His son, Breton Joel, needs to be saved within 45 days. Georgie says yes, and with that her impossible mission begins. Breton Joel is a bad boy. He's never met Georgie, never heard of her. If he has seen her, it would have been that one time he knocked her down in the hallway, but he wasn't paying attention to her then. He needs help, needs Georgie's help, but he doesn't know it yet. When the two meet, it becomes one of Georgie's nightmares. Saving the bad boy? From what? He's not the one being bullied! He doesn't need saving from anything. He can do this himself! Unfortunately, Georgie's first impression is wrong. Breton needs her help. Badly. But Georgie needs his help too. Can these two work together? What happens when the 45 days are up? ~~ Thanks to DayDreamer48 for the cover art!! ~AwesomeMC ~~ Humor: #19 Romance: #22 Disclaimer: I do not own any of the TV shows, movies, books, actors, etc. mentioned in this book. All credit goes to original authors, etc.

(Sequel to 'HG High') It's summer and the Victors have a whole lot of fun ahead of them. There's lots of things bound to happen with this crazy group in a big city. Especially when criminals are waiting to jump on them.

payne. the famous last name. little did you know there was more than one. inspired by Being Liam Payne's Secret Twin by Emmystories :)) PS THIS IS GOING THROUGH SOME HEAVY EDITING SO IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL PAST CHAPTER 6ish BUT I AM WORKING ON IT!!

What would have happened if Katniss didn't take Prim's spot in The Hunger Games? Would anything be any different? Would a new story unfold? This is my version. *WARNING: Things have been changed. Don't say I didn't warn you.*

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...