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Sopa Divano is by no means a normal couch. He uses his status as a couch to his advantage and peeps on women(and sometimes even men)! Conveniently, he's the main sofa in a popular restaurant, allowing him to see many women. Follow the humorous everyday life of Sopa in his quest to find the perfect butt!

Cockroaches have been mating for over 300 million years, Only do we really know what's going on inside their heads? Enjoy reading this short story of a cockroaches in-depth experience of what cockroach mating is all about!!

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In which a loaf of bread falls in love with a human Started: I can't remember lol Finished: 22/02/19

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

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I have like a hundred or two pics of just tobi on my camera roll so I decided to make ths