most likely stolen ones lmaoO Cover art: @coffee_lynx on twitter

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a smattering of oneshots based off of other Hermitcraft fanfics and Hermittpad oneshots here. There will probably be more variation than my last oneshot book since I watch more Hermits this season. Updates come every week or so!

:~cover by Shuffleboat on Instagram~

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter with two asterisks (**) are I guess "shippy" or whatever lmao HEADS UP: If you ever feel some hermits don't really fit with specific quotes, then you cannot blame me. Although I have been watching hermitcraft since around season 5, even I can't keep up with every hermit. Thank you!

time to shitpost again

Quotes I write down as I hear them.