Cthulu x Reader

A ridiculous story my friend convinced me to rewrite, I wrote it as a joke in 9th grade. It's a... "romance", about Donald Trump, and the Great Old One, Cthulhu.

Jake and Kool Aid Man have a connection. One like no other.

You have had a crush on shrek since he went to your house to baby sit your nana. But you didnt know he loved you too.

"You want the feathery cock dont you" "Yes!! I need to roast me chicken good" "I know love" (IM NOT SORRY)

I need therapy but that's too expensive Elmo is in the roughest toughest gang on the streets what happens when he mets a girl from a other gang

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

Kermit gets depressed then he meats Elmo, but elmo is hiding something.......something life changing.....

Never steal Kermits show this explains exactly why. Read if you want to find out. DON'T JUDGE ITS MY FIRST STORY. This was just something random to make. Cover art is not mine I repeat not mine it belongs to the original owner.

A heartwarming love story