"Why?" "Wait!" "He's gone, and it's your fault!" Issei Hyoudou was your average perverted high school student. So imagine how he felt when he...well just read and find out. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Everything you recognize belongs to its original owners.

Our main Vampire man is in his old tricks again! And this time, EMIYA is in a pickle.

EMIYA.... should I say more?