'He pursed his lips before speaking. “What the hell are you doing lying in a trash can?” “It’s for ironic purposes,” came a muffled response. Something clicked in Karkat’s mind, and he felt stupid for not putting it together earlier: this dick was Dave Strider.' *All characters belong to Andrew Hussie*

A lil' oneshot as an apology for not updating my other fanfic in forever. A small story of a tired Karkles who has been a victim of insomnia on the cold ass meteor for the past few weeks. He seeks for help and ends up sleeping next to the other knight on the meteor.

Inspired by Meteor Show by Cavetown. Dave and Karkat find themselves upon a dream bubble outside Dave's old home. What will happen when they decide to go inside?

The young troll smiled into the humans neck. He was happy with the end results of the situation and honestly, he was glad that his anger caused him to do something stupid and kiss him the way he did.

Karkat Vantas just wants to give Dave a gift - - - - - I don't Homestuck, all characters belong to Andrew Hussie.

When Dave is faced with three years on the meteor he thinks he can finally get over John. He's soon to find out that he's not the only one with that problem.

This story is making up for famous fanfiction I made that got deleted. It was "porcelain smile" a Davekat fanfiction. Here's a better one. Hopefully. This is of course a Davekat fanfic. Please note that these are not my characters. They belong to Andrew Hussie. This fanfic is highschoolstuck. Which means trolls are trolls. Humans are humans. Yadda yadda. Let's go.

Due to an irrational fear of blood, Karkat hates the colour red. So what will happen when the new kid, who just so happens to wear that colour a lot, becomes intent on making friends with Karkat? Content Warnings: Blood, profanity, gun violence, blatant homophobia including the F slur, implications of self harm/suicidal ideation

Davekat Humanstuck high school Reunion au Basically Dave just rambles about high school and then runs into Karkat at a High school reunion and realizes how tall he's gotten and gay panic Ensues. It's kind of hurt/comfort And a little bit of angst with a happy ending.

STRONG language First fanfiction... Probably gonna suck whoops Thanks to all who read ily