Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo

tom deems his life is at an end, but is still hopeful. he turns to the suicide hotline for help, but accidently falls in love with the hotliner. does the hotliner feel the same way? fabulous art by scaeryy on instagram. suicidal!tom x tord

hello none of this art is mine cridets to the artists and will I continue my other story IDK OK bye

You've known Edd, Matt and Tom for a good few years now, being one of their good neighbors in the UK, however, you come across a familiar face. All is not what he seems, but you are determined to make things right again. It won't be easy. This is my first 'x Reader'!! Contains language and I'll try to keep it gender neutral so everyone can enjoy it.

a voice rang in his head whispering "take your pills..." and with that, the beloved boy with the shotgun was gone. cover by a dear friend of mine (and a great artist too,) @kyraye

Y/n has had a rough life up until now, but every moment was saved by Edd and his friends. How can she ever return the favour? Eddsworld belongs to Edd Gould.

Requests are closed at the time! There will be some sensitive topics in these one-shots, so reader discretion is advised. The ships depend on my mood, and what ideas do I have. But they all revolve around Tord being the subordinate. I hope you guys enjoy, and eat some cookies!

Hi there, This is a book full of one shots. You CAN request anything!!! Literally anything. I don't care what you do in the comments, just have fun and enjoy the stories :) ALSO! Thank you for the many many reads! I never thought it'd blow up like this. There is quite the mix of dom Tom and dom Tord. (I enjoy both.) And of course I'll update without requests... (A LOT A LOT OF CUSSING!) (Possible Edd/Matt) (not my art for cover..idk original artist)