Levi goes to a party at Hanji's apartment and keeps receiving texts throughout the night. The others get suspicious and during truth or dare they dare Levi to invite over whoever he has been texting. This however, just adds to the confusion and long list of questions they all have. * * * Not sure why people do this but WARNING boyxboy (Ereri/Riren) * * * I do not own anything involving the characters or Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. I just came up with the plot. (I also give credit to whoever created the picture. If it looks different, it's because changed it a bit before adding the title of my story.) * * * [05/17/18 - This story is currently undergoing editing. Nothing major, just grammatical and spelling errors getting fixed. Chapters that have finished being edited: Ch.1, Ch.2, Ch.3.]

✘ Updates every second Friday! ✘ // Where dating apps and the process of falling in love meets (sugar) daddy kinks, BDSM and just a lot of aggressive, dirty sex // Way too many sex-less months have gone by in Levi's life, and this makes him even crankier than usual... or at least that's Hange's theory. So she decides to be helpful and creates a dating app profile in his name. "I'm very gay, very short and very angry. But don't let that scare you off, because I have a big and splendid cock and rumor has it that I'm at least decent in bed, which honestly is more than you can expect from most people nowadays~ Btw I'm also too old and cranky to try dating apps myself so I might be unaware for now of that my fabulous friend manages this thing for me!" Eren's face shifted into one of amused interest as he read the short and very odd bio. ... Intrigued, he swiped right. ✘ Also available at Archive of our own ✘