"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness," he said. The room was silent still, until you laughed. His eyes looked up at yours in confusion. "Wouldn't they sit in the dark and hope that the bulb decided to light again? An existentialist would never change the bulb. He would allow the darkness to exist," you questioned. - #1 #spencerreid #1 #mgg #1 emilyprentiss

a collection of spencer reid/reader oneshots

Julia Andrews has finally felt the weight of the world lift off her shoulders for the first time in a long time. In a relationship with Aaron Hotchner, best friends with Penelope Garcia, everything seems to be going great, until... ⊰ My phone buzzes, I look down, and it's from a number I don't recognize. unknown: julia, we need to talk. ⊱ Based on Season 6/7

Spencer meets a girl he can't get enough of at the nightclub, then quickly realizes she is not supposed to be there. (Originally posted on Tumblr & AO3)

Spencer Reid and Y/n Y/l/n butt heads at work constantly. Y/n, Agent Rossi's stepdaughter, has been very fortunate in life, but Spencer insists that all of Y/n's success was pure luck. What lengths will Y/n go to, just to prove she is more than lucky? Warnings: Canon-typical violence, graphic smut

When Lucy, Luke's sister, appears on his doorstep and asks him to stay here for a while, she doesn't know yet how much her life will change. Hoping, she could forget the last few months, she tries to make a new start in D.C. That love would cross her way, she hasn't expected at all. (Spencer Reid x OC) (Cover was made for my tumblr account, that's why there's not my wattpad name on it)

Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid fanfiction After a spy gets burned she doesn't have many options left. Not being able to leave the country ever again, job options are limited. Assigned a job as liaison with the FBI in the BAU, she's expecting a boring year to come. She soon finds out life with the BAU is anything but underwhelming. Especially when working with a certain brilliant team member.

"You know, caffeine is still an addiction, Dr. Reid." "If you're basing that on the quantity of coffee I consume, then you have an addiction to pasta, Dr. Hawthe." ~~~~~~ "Have you seen the way he looks at her? I've never seen him gaze at someone like that." "What, like he's about to jump her? Rossi, I've never even seen him look at a woman in general without getting red in the face." Emily shook her head. "Morgan, give him some credit; no one has ever paid as much attention to him as Natalia does." "Its true." Rossi chuckled. "Still, in all the years I've known her, I've never seen her ready to pounce someone like that either." ~~~~~ "Spencer?" Spencer's breath caught in his throat, every muscle in his upper body tensing in an attempt to stop himself from throwing her against the nearest wall. "Yeah..?" Natalia's heterochromatic eyes raked over him, and she let out a breathe. "We both know exactly what we want...why do you keep running from me?" The man nearly whined. He barely contained himself as it was; he couldn't breathe, couldn't think around her. "Because girls like you don't fall for guys like me." "...Says who?" -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- # 1 in criminalminds 3/26/2020 # 1 in fbi 4/16/2020 # 1 in reid 4/16/2020 # 1 in spencerreid 4/16/2020 -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- DISCONTINUED DUE TO THE AUTHOR GETTING TIRED OF SEEING CRISTISM AND NEGATIVITY IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. NO LONGER PASSIONATE ENOUGH TO UPDATE BECAUSE EVEN WHEN SHE DOES, SHE CANNOT MAGICALLY PLEASE EVERYONE. PLEASE ENJOY WHAT IS HERE IF YOU LIKE IT, I REALLY DID APPRECIATE EVERYONE WHO DID ENJOY IT AND IT WAS MADE FOR FOLKS LIKE YOU. HOWEVER, IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL WORK NOR IS IT YOUR FIC AND THUS ITS LITERALLY JUST NOT MEANT FOR YOU. TAKE YOUR NEGATIVITY AND MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT FIC.

"Did you know that kissing is actually more hygienic than shaking hands?" ____________________________________ When Lilith Park started her new job as a medical examiner, she did not expect boredom to be her daily routine. That is, until Dr. Spencer Reid walked into her clinic with a curious case on his hands... ____________________________________ Slowburn romance, so please be patient! Also the chapters are short so don't be scared by how many there are!

y/n just finished getting her 3rd PhD at Harvard University, she had always taken an interest in becoming apart of the FBI. Her mother was an agent, a pretty well known one at that, but y/n knew she could be just as good, if not better. After all, she had an IQ of 190, a photographic memory, and could read 25,000 words per minute. She weighed her options, and eventually decided on trying to become a profiler for the Behavioral Analysis Unit in Quantico, Virginia. But how will the BAU team welcome the new agent? Will she make friends....or enemies? Will she fall into the grasp of love....or hate?