An AU based on the tumblr post "Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says "How do I passive-aggressively say f*** you in flower?" featuring Iracebeth and Time. Possibly the ugliest summary I've ever written, but I beg you to give this story a chance, as the author (me) is a needy child fueled by compliments.