"Ouch, my self-esteem. You really know how to hurt a man." "You're barely a man. You're like twelve." "On a scale of one to ten? How sweet!" I stopped walking, causing him to come to an abrupt stop a mere inch behind me, "What the hell do you want?" "You." ~ VALERIE LOCKHART. Sassy, sarcastic, sweet and obsessed with avocados. Her past was horrible. Her mother was murdered. No thrill. Until she met him. ELIJAH HASTAWAY. Flirtatious, caring and ridiculously attractive. His past was horrible. He lost everything. No love. Until he met her. When the past is left unresolved, it bleeds like ink, destroying every page and chapter to follow. You better fix the problem before it seeps in and ruins the entire book. ⚠️ The following story may appear cliche but there is a lot more to it, so buckle up, it's gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions, stupid puns and plot twists! ⚠️ ~ Completed: August 2018 Cover created by: @silverrosess ❤️ This book was inspired by a text post by tumblr user: christmasbarakat :)) ~ ON AMAZON AS A PAPERBACK WITH EXCLUSIVE PARTS FOR JUST $9.95 (USD)! ~ PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE. THIS STORY WAS CREATED ENTIRELY BY ME. IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL PEOPLE'S WORK. ANYONE CAUGHT COPYING WILL BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY. Thanks have a good day!

A collection of all my Kiribaku One Shots! Ritualistic Greed: Bakugous greed for happiness leads him to summon up a demon, but this demon is more of a bother than anything. Venting: During a subway ride Kirishima sees that Bakugou looks upset and despite being strangers he asks what's wrong. Lab Partners: Bakugou gets Kirishima as his lab partner....its a mess Youtube Crush: Kirishima stumbles upon Bakugous makeup tutorial and despite not caring about makeup Kirishima continues to watch. Learning Happiness: A letter from Bakugou to Kirishima. Lock Screen: Bakugou doesn't know how to put his emotions into words all he knows is that he's very gay for his boyfriend. And he just about short circuits thanks to one specific photo Seashells: Kirishima fears the ocean after a certain incident, but one day he finds merman Bakugou injured and quickly learns to be courageous for the sake of saving this stranger Even then: Kirishima and Bakugou find themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Things don't end how Bakugou wanted them too Light Ice: Soulmate AU, Kirishima ends up finally finding out he has a soul mate. Movie Night: Kirishima watches a horror movie. Token Idiot: Kirishima is a stand up comedian talking about the shocking revelation of him dating his best friend Lavender Routine: Bakugou has serious anger issues and Kirishima is the only one that can help calm him down Just Like You: Part II of stand up comedian Kirishima, this time he talks about his new baby! Weakness: Bakugou has never been able to show weakness, it is only now that he can and it absolutely terrifies him. Cover art by: franeridart on tumblr

{𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟭} Lexi Hooper has been a Harry Potter fan since the very start. One day, Lexi and her friend decide to go to King's Cross station for a memorable cosplay. But what started as a joke, turns out to be both Lexi's dream and her nightmare. Just for a laugh, Lexi starts to run towards the wall between platform 9 and 10, careful not to hit it too hard. But the shocking part is that the wall disappears and she passes the barrier, suddenly finding herself in platform 9 3/4. At first she thinks that she's just dreaming and goes with the flow. But when she figures out that everything is as real as it can get, Lexi realizes that she has the power to change everything and save everyone; because she knows exactly what is going to happen next and how to stop it, even though she is just a Muggle.

These are posts I find on Instagram and Pinterest that the Harry Potter fandom would find hilarious. Well that I would find hilarious. I hope they tickle your funny bone and make you laugh as much as I did. Hope to bring a smile to your face None of these posts are mine. I just find them on the internet. Credit to the owners

When Anne's childhood friend passes away, she is inclined to read all past emails she never opened. Those emails reveal startling news that prompt her to make a bold move that would change her family's life forever and take her on a path she never thought she'd cross again. OR Harry always knew he was different, but growing up in the countryside with an overprotective mother, he hid behind the shadows. . .Until he met Louis, a popular varsity captain from the city who is open and proud. An unexpected turn of events brings them together and they spend the summer learning important lessons from each other and falling in love, and dealing with the consequences. Highest rankings- #1 in larrie -#1 in depression. -# in farmlife