"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pulled my knees into my chest. My fucking brother and his fucking annoying best friend were always ruining my fucking day. --- "Come on kitten, kiss me like you mean it." "Fuck off Calum." -x- He was my brothers best friend our rule was; he couldn't touch my friends and I couldn't touch his but how could I stay away from a boy like Calum. Calum Hood Fanfic

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

"We have one month to convince the entire school that we are completely, one-hundred-percent smitten with one another?" "31 days." Because who doesn't love a fake relationship? [completed] [calum hood AU]

"vodkas, sex and cigarettes are just some of people's way to vent out the shit that the universe throws to them, but mine's different." "it's you. you're my vodka, my sex, and my beloved cigarettes."

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

most people say that a boy and a girl who are friends will fall for each other at one point or another, it just isn't the truth.

A night out. A conversation that led to more. Now their lives are forever intertwined and they must find a way to deal with the unexpected. Highest Rankings: 1 in CalumHood 1 in 5sos 1 in Ashton Irwin Cover made by @Sprinting_Ginger

in which an indecisive boy with a forged love for soccer meets a damaged but strong-willed girl who only wants to run away ➸ completed ©dirtbagash credits to @helloimindipops for the cover

"please tell me you haven't forgotten my name already..." "i just think angel suits you better." "and why is that?" "you saved me." - lilac never expected to get caught up with the guy from the tattoo workshop across the street. [extended description can be read within.] - ranked no. 2 in #punk5sos [07.25.20]

"It doesn't have to be for real, we can just pretend."