❝ hey, i know you're my soulmate and all, but can you stop drawing dicks on your forehead? i'm tired of scrubbing all day, especially because you're using a damn sharpie. ❞ ↝ 170429: 296 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, JAN. 2017 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

❝ i've come to the conclusion... that you should be my fake boyfriend! ❞ ↝ 170611: 286 in fanfiction © VANTEKTH, NOV. 2016 ↭ PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME.

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

in which a blue, gloomy, boy meets a colorful boy that's obsessed with glitter. >>SHORT CHAPTER FORMAT<<

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."