Ibuki gets a text from a number she didn't recognise. Squinting at the number, she looks at the text that was sent and realises that they have the wrong number. Someone else would probably send a message saying they've got the wrong number and move on with their lives, but Ibuki wasn't 'someone else'. ---- Mikan scores a number from a girl she was attracted to. Quickly, she types in the number and sends a message saying hi. As soon as she gets a reply, she realises it's the wrong number. Mikan, being Mikan, apologises, but what if the conversation continues instead of both of the girls moving on with their lives? Inspired by bruh moment (oumasai) and wrong number (komahina) Minor Sonia x Chiaki and Souda x Gundham

The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do. A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater. Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.