Collection of One Piece x reader one shots. I may slip in some character x character. I don't take requests, I don't do OCs. Contains a bonus OS with Kid and birdie.

You just want to live a quiet, simple life that involves running your café and minding your own business. Then guess who shows up to throw a wrench into your plans and start dragging up your past... IMPORTANT!! This story is inspired by (though deviates quite a bit from and isn't as dark as) AbyssCronica's 'Captive', which is here on Wattpad, AO3, and Deviantart. Go read it. Especially if you like the Kid Pirates. It is AMAZING! Photos not mine, only the story

Eustass 'Captain' Kid. The wildest, cruellest pirate of the Worst Generation. You should have known better than being taken alive. [Trigger warnings: dub/con, lemon, bdsm, (mild)gore, stockholme syndrome, toxic/abusive relationship] The Captain and birdie, book 1.

An alien species came upon earth and decided to use it as their new home. Years later here you are just trying to cope with your life with your symbiote.

Your best friend does not love you the way you love him. ~ouch~ Enter your ill tempered distraction. ** Modern AU ** I don't own the art on this one. As usual - winging it - stick with me! Also lots of cursing, especially with Kid involved and probably some smut - because why not right?