I was a witch over 300 years old, but I was betrayed and killed by the man I believed in. After I was reborn into a vicious imperial family, I decided to become an empress to get my revenge. So, as a witch I acted very evil and I thought that everyone would be afraid of me but... "I picked this for you. You can eat it or throw it away." "Can't you just touch my head once? If I said that you stroked my head, everyone would be envious." Come on. Isn't this the imperial family where everyone kills each other? So it's natural that you should try to kill me, right? "Do more. Because it's cute."

It was late at night when I was reading a book while walking across the streets going home, but that was my biggest mistake I shouldn't have gotten out that day, I still went out and died... I, then surprisingly met a god, a weird god to be exact. He was blinding, proud, he was the most..... stupid person (or something) I ever met. Like, how can you call that screw lose, happy go lucky person a god?! He was a total stain in the name of god! He made a mistake of killing a person well, since he is stupid what do you expect? But the worse thing was that the person who he killed was me! I would have forgiven him if it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't read any books in hell or heaven! That was something I couldn't take, so god as an apology decided to reincarnate me and in a book I once read he truly was..... one hell of an idiot, but I agreed thinking that I could finally read without any interruptions, but why is this so weird? I mean, like why are those people so clingy like that supposed to be two-faced distance third prince and the handsome future general, they stick to me like glue! And the heroine, why is she just always standing there and smiling with sparkly eyes, and why is she always with my sister? something's fishy, but well I guess I will ignore it... Well, that's what I wanted to do but isn't kissing and touching my body all over and to be touched by a male, it's just friendship but still isn't it too much! The third prince: "sweetie, don't worry we will take good care of you," Mc: "what? You don't need to! Can you just give me books?" The future general: "it's alright, with us you can read any book you ever want. All you need to do is stay with us, isn't that alright?" Mc: " but....." The third prince and the generals son: "no buts just let us ravish you already," And like that our mc lives his second life. I hope you are interested in it to enjoy your read!

Anax Klen Cross Didn't thought that one day in his peaceful life he will be thrown inside a book and he didn't like it a bit. Fuck! All of the books that i already read why throw me in a zombie apocalypse book!! Give me back my peaceful life!! Damn it! Why me?! there are so many people that wished to reincarnated or to transmig, Why me! and what about this girly body?! F*ck! are you seriously think i'm going to fight with this body?! it's looks like going to blown by a gentle wind! [Ding! Title acquired : Poisonous mouth] [Poisonous mouth: Damage people enough to throw blood and have an internal injury] F*ck! and this retarded game system that keep giving retarded Titles!! Ahhhhh Damn it! and there this!..... This insane man that keep chasing me! Follow Anax in his Funny and hilarious adventure and be captured by that said insane man -------------- My second book :)