I know way to many ways to call someone an idiot, so I have decided to share them with you. Thinking of insulting someone, but don't want to get in trouble, read this book! Warning: It is not my fault if a grammar teacher is there when you call this idiot an idiot and you get detention.

Gather round my children, For I am going to tell you how to use the simplist items. and do the simplest things. This book contains tutorials ranging from how to shower to how to open a fridge, So sit back, open your eyes, And try to decipher along with me why this even exists.