"They say distance makes the heart grow stronger, but I hope it makes yours grow wiser."

"I don't know what you've done before, but I promise you, it will never get you in more trouble than being involved with me."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."