You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

the milk fic but with my friends *i made this in 8th grade. im now a senior in high school*

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

A tragic tale of the adventures of Lightbulb Headass.

haha.. shrek.

As a friend of the President of America, you had fallen In love with him, and cant hold back these feelings. Find out how he reacts, and make sure to keep up!

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