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  • I Found the Lamb Sauce (Gordon Ramsay x Reader)
    56.7K 1K 9

    You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

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  • The Milk Fic
    120K 919 8

    the milk fic but with my friends *i made this in 8th grade. im now a senior in high school*

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  • The Journey to Parenthood: A Tale of Hope, Love, and Memes
    3.8K 194 5

    Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this."...

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  • barbies closet robot x reader (smut)
    29.6K 244 10

    you meet closet while picking up xanax trying to jump start your career as a druggie. you will realize how hard (😉) it is to be with closet, you've realized that you fell in love with a drug lord and your love will be impossible.

  • Lightbulb Headass
    1.4K 96 5

    A tragic tale of the adventures of Lightbulb Headass.

  • Shrek X Peppa
    16.9K 231 7

    haha.. shrek.

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  • My Orange Senpai!^^(Donald Trump x Reader)
    6.3K 99 6

    As a friend of the President of America, you had fallen In love with him, and cant hold back these feelings. Find out how he reacts, and make sure to keep up!

  • Memes
    2.2M 60.9K 200

    Get your daily dose of memes ;)

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  • 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭!
    6.1K 608 59

    𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲

  • 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭!
    635 84 8

    𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐲 𝐤𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Help Center ✓
    854K 73.8K 44

    ❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly

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  • LMAO | Wattpad Comments
    29K 1.5K 19

    I've read some stories with some really funny comments on Wattpad and I just thought I'd share them with Wattpad :) Warning: This book is mainly comprised of graphics so you can't read it without wifi/data or preloading the graphics (just so you know) Warning: Since I provide a snippet of the chapter for context so th...

  • Woven memes (and other things)
    6.3K 315 12

    **CONTAINS HEAVY SPOILERS FOR WOVEN [Leo x Reader]** I made a bunch of these memes and don't know what to do with them

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