『SOMETHING BAD IS 'BOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME』 『I DON'T KNOW IT, BUT I FEEL IT COMING』 『MIGHT BE SO SAD, MIGHT LEAVE MY NOSE RUNNING』 『I JUST HOPE SHE DON'T WANNA LEAVE ME』 『DON'T YOU GIVE ME UP, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP』 『HONEY, I BELONG WITH YOU, AND ONLY YOU, BABE』 『ONLY YOU, MY GIRL, ONLY YOU, BABE』 •TRAGEDY • LIGHT ANIME SPOILERS •ART CREDITS TO: UNKNOWN. IF YOU KNOW THE ARTIST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THEY CAN BE CREDITED SONG CREDITS: Dark Red -- Steve Lacy

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝ 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬. ❝ 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. ❝ 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭. ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ʟᴇᴛᴏ ; ｔｏ　ｋｉｌｌ　；　ｓｌａｙ　；　ｄｅａｔｈ． ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ 𝐉𝐮𝐣𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 : ❝ 𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙜𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙂𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝘼𝙠𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙞. ❝ 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣. © xᴇɴᴏ

Matthew Chandlers is the captain of his school's hockey team, whose dad just happened to be the coach of. But if you ask Matt he'll tell you, his dad being the coach is far from the reason why he's on the team or why he's captain. He's captain because he's a kick-ass hockey player who may just have a future in the NHL if he keeps his game on the top. But that may be a problem seeing as he's sliding through school with a 2.3 average and is failing French. A lesson his mother just happens to teach. Forced to either retire his skates up for the rest of the season or get a tutor his parents agreed on one person. Bring in, Henry Oswald. Matthew's neighbor and ex-best friend from childhood who has a 4.0 grade average in every subject. Henry and Matt are awkward at first because of something that happens in the past that pulled them apart. But with every lesson together the two seem to form the bond they once lost. But will Matthew ever get over his fears of the unknown, or will this friendship fall again harder than ever before? Cover made by my amazing friend @saintc

"I didn't ask to be in the middle of your ego-battle," I grumble. Blake pins me to my locker, hands resting on either side of my head. "Well, you got it in anyway, Darling," he whispers. His face is inches away from mine and damn me for licking my lips. I am NOT falling for these guys. And then, at the corner of my eye I spot Owen and his gang approaching. Well, that's just great. *** The West and East gang of Tygerwell have been at each other's throats since the dawn of time. And the two leaders of these gangs want to end the fight, once and for all. But fighting with fists is easy. Fighting with wit and charm, is a whole other ball game. Blake. West-side gang leader. Leather jacket and killer glare. Don't talk back. Owen. East-side gang leader. Fancy coat and toxic stare. Don't resist. And in comes Amber. Hair of gold and oceans in her eyes. Has too much sass for her own good and always, ALWAYS, manages to get into the middle of trouble. But these boys have no idea who they're really dealing with. And when Amber descovers she knows a little too much when it comes to guns and fighting, she has to question everything she thought she knew about herself. Three can play this game. *** "Let's settle this. You got rejected, I got rejected. It's only fair that the fate of the gangs be on who gets the girl first." "That sounds rather good, Rhodes. I'll take that bet on the golden girl." *** COMPLETED FICTION AWARDS: Best new story and best new account Highest ranking in Teen Fiction: #1 on 25/06/2018

[𝐌.𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐗 𝐅.𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] yandere one-shots. The four elements falling in love? The strangest of phenomenons indeed... THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. cover art by @/wataboku on twitter.