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Mom! I'm Texting Serial Killers! (Creepypasta x reader)  by CrackheadStudios
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Highest rankings: #1 on creepypastaxreader #1 on creepypasta When Y/N L/N accidentally gets added onto a groupchat of absolute imbeciles, she, an idiot, decides to continue to talk to these "angsty teens". Unbeknownst to her, they kinda do be killing doe. 😳👀 This is inspired by many texting fanfics I've read! I forgot most of their names but whatEVER. I think you can find one of them on Quotev, I think it's called "Messages", i don't know I haven't read all of it yet but it's so far a masterpiece full of memes. I can probably update a lot cause sis is homeschooled, yolo. I do have a schedule tho, so give me some patience. And yes I am weird asf and kinda dumb 🤭 typical homeschool stereotype, don't bully me. Also I'm not a big fan of cussing but if a bunch of rebellious serial killers don't cuss then what are they? Sorry if I mess up your Christian vibes ✋😔 (I'm kinda a Christian too actually- if I say the F word I probably misspelled or something.) Enjoy, hoe. 👁👄👁 -Yourlocalcrackhead
《Bro, I swear, I didn't mean to stream!》[A Dream S(I)MP Male Insert] by RinsArtSpace
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[Coverart done by: @Tehcan_] [MC] is a young man who simply enjoyed doing animations and playing video games. But something is out there to make his life a living nightmare as soon as he accidently hit the streaming button on twitch. The one thing he didn't want was attention but that's exactly what he got. Watch [MC]'s sanity slowly disappear with the Dream Team gang and C.O. His life wasn't a (Y/N) story, more like a [MC] disaster, thank you very much. ⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ This is purely platonic! I do not own anything besides the plot and idea. As mentioned there will be no shipping, only friendship. This is a Reader MALE INSERT. Don't like, don't read. Crossposted in AO3 (p.s it's literally 1 in the morning as I'm writing this, so my brain is probably, 100%, not working.[when even is it working???]) (Edit: it's always in the mornings, ain't it?) (Why are people always saying Sapnap shouldn't read this story??? Please don't tell me he reads fanfic 'cuz if he does I don't know what to do with that lmao.) ______________________________________________ "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAPNAP AND DREAM FOUND OUT ABOUT MY STREAM?!" _______ "WHAT THE- HOW DID I END UP STREAMING AGAIN?! OOOOOHHHH NO NO NO NO NO. SIR, I WILL LEAVE NOW AND NEVER EVER OPEN UP TWITCH. ... YOU KNEW! YOU CURSED ME WITH YOUR DONATION!"
Reincarnated As A Dragon (Old Version) by DarkFrazer
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Neal Woods is the son of a billionare, which means he can get all he wants. But, to him it is boring, so when he died to a car crash, he was actually happy, until a light flashed in front of his eyes and he came face to face with a being that calls himself God. He offers Neal another life in a magical world as his overseer and observer. But he will be reincarnated. Neal's answer was "If there is something exciting to do there, sure, why not?" PS: The chapters will be a bit on the short side ( Some guy: No sh*t sherlock). The cover is made by the one and only TheMusicianV2.
dogs by okandijust
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I Accidentally Destroy the Mafia by ineed2sleep
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Shizune has the most useless ability of all the useless abilities that people with useless abilities can possibly have: the power to talk to inanimate objects. One day, while arguing with a brick wall, she accidentally blows up the boss of the Grey Mafia. This eventually leads to her meeting with another certain mafia organization and a certain detective agency.
wrong number | bsd. by fishingpro54
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違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #69 (#3)in bsdxreader, #1 in deadmemes