When trying to repair a mysteriously obsidian-clogged conduit, Impulse suddenly sees what appears to be a shark. Confused, he swims closer to get a better look... oh no. That's not a shark. As the creature tightens its hold on the server, bringing more and more of the Hermits under its control, and Tango turns up scared and with a broken arm, the message starts to become apparent: Trust no one. Not even your friends. Especially not your friends. After all, that leaves you Playing Open-Handed. This book is a sequel to another of my stories, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, but you don't necessarily need to read that to understand most of what happens. Enjoy! --- Story by me Inspiration and characters from Hermitcraft Witty comments (but actually not the lore this time) with help from ausforyou (Okay, this time I'm gonna put a monologue from Henry V because why the hell not, nobody reads this far into the description anyway: Thus says my king to Harry of England: Though we seemed dead, we did but sleep. We could have rebuked you at Harfleur, but that we thought it not good to bruise an injury till it were full ripe. Therefore, consider of your ransom, which must proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost and the disgrace we have digested, which in weight to re-assess, England's pettiness would bow under. Indeed, your own person, kneeling at our feet, is but a weak and worthless satisfaction of our losses. To this, add defiance: you hath betrayed your followers, whose condemnation is pronounced. So much my king and master bids tell you, so much my office.)

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

"But... gods can't die right?" Badboyhalo sighed; he would regret his next words. "Yes, Skeppy, we can. If one of us were forced to drink a mixture of wine and god's blood, we could be killed." "But how?" "Not now, Skeppy. Let's talk about something else." --- If minecraft youtubers were gods, sounds like fun. --- AU inspired by dorkapye on Instagram! God artist - go look at the beautiful work she's done. (I have her permission to make this and use the art.) TW // blood, trauma, amnesia, death (There won't be chapter warnings) Inconsistent updates :D

Money back guarantee if you don't like the first chapter. Jk no refunds. Anyway, oneshots: dreamnotfound, skephalo, dream6d, ehhh others? Greamno? Plus whatever you request- (I don't do smut) A lot of these are shipping oneshots, but many of them aren't and tbh the ones that aren't are probably my favorites but it's also fun to write drunk gay bois so beats me *I'd recommend being at least 16 before reading but hey it's your choice. Let's hope some jokes go over your head if you're young. There is swearing. --COVER BY purplepincilquinzie ON INSTA THANK YOU MY FRIEND-- *gives infinite cuddles* [Tell Me A Title]

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3

" We have a new hermit to join us! Say hello everyone to Dantdm! Aka. Dan!" °•☆•° Hermitcraft is a place where crazy events lie , from wierd experiments to the weirdest of wars. But what happens when Dan takes place in such times, when darker times pass over? °•☆•° ~This is a hermitcraft/dantdm au ~hermitcraft is a private server of youtubers on YouTube. ~Dantdm never actually joined the server, so thats a fun AU of what would happen :D. MENTIONS: 1-Gore scenes /ACHIEVEMENTS/ ~21 August, 2020: Creation of the Au :D ~25 November,2020: 1K READS ~8 June, 2021: 2K READS ~4 Sep, 2021: Finished the Au :D!

Apparently all my books that aren't full fanfics are going to be "Nonsense" books? XD Theories, Short Stories, Oneshots, and more! Starting S6 and continuing into S7!

The zombie apocalypse has been going on for over a year now, with new and improved monsters showing up at every turn. Zak is a 19-year-old survivor who, until meeting Darryl, believed he was the last man standing. Darryl, a 24-year-old monster hunter, lives for the thrill of the chase. He never expected to meet Zak, an inexperienced kid during the apocalypse. Life is a game of survival now, will this dynamic duo make it? -cover art by @zoithart on twitter

George is hopelessly in love with Clay, but he doesn't know how to express his feelings. Clay is concerned and confused about why his friend is avoiding him. High school first love, plus a sprinkling of drama. Dreamnotfound, Skephalo... If you enjoy a slowburn, you'll like this one. ___ High school AU (Contains other Minecraft Youtubers) ___ TW // blood, panic attacks, PTSD, gun violence, anxiety, swearing, sexual references, underage drinking. It's a hoot __ Thank you so much everyone for 1 Mil reads! Feb 2, 2021. It's unbelievable, thank you guys <3 #1 in homosexual April 25, 2021 I feel accomplished even tho its kinda a dumb thing lmao

A bunch of Oneshots and short stories based off of Hermitcraft.