Jeff and Elon fall in love.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

The Iliad (sometimes referred to as the Song of Ilion or Song of Ilium) is an ancient Greek epic poem in dactylic hexameter, traditionally attributed to Homer. Set during the Trojan War, the ten-year siege of the city of Troy (Ilium) by a coalition of Greek states, it tells of the battles and events during the weeks of a quarrel between King Agamemnon and the warrior Achilles. The Iliad is paired with something of a sequel, the Odyssey, also attributed to Homer. Along with the Odyssey, the Iliad is among the oldest extant works of Western literature, and its written version is usually dated to around the 8th century BC. Recent statistical modelling based on language evolution gives a date of 760-710 BC.

In the moment of their greatest desperation, everyone is granted a wish. Lives have been saved- and ruined- by these wishes. Some people have turned their lives around, gotten over addiction or a toxic family with their wish. Others have wrecked their lives- wasted their wish on something inconsequential rather than the problem at hand, or wished for something that brought them more pain than good. Of course, none of that matters right now. What matters is that Catalina is just starting college- a new life, away from her crowded house. Her family was so proud of her when she was accepted; despite their decent wealth, neither of her dads went to college. And now here she is: Haven School For The Arts, in New York City. Catalina's on track to go places and see her name in the stars- until she meets her roommate, and her life is changed forever. Then she's swept up in the most complicated and wonderful mess of her life- but has this nagging feeling that she's only being pulled backwards.

Book cover by @Bvckysdoll17 This is my story that I am currently working on with my 2 oc's, Angel & Amber. I would really appreciate it if you could give me some ideas & suggestions on how I can continue/improve my story. Thx!!

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."