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The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

what happens when shrek he finds out something from fiona and obama is not president anymore? - distracted, obama walked into someone and fell on their plump chest. "kYAAAAAAA!!!" the person screamed, shocked from the sudden fall. obama looked up, speak of the devil. it was the person he was just thinking about. - started: 1st june 2018 completed: -

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Hisoka can be a little bit... creepy. At least that's everyone's impression of him. But what happens when they find out that Hisoka's got a family waiting for him? Just who is this crazy woman who married Hisoka? And will she put up with his antics for much longer? Changed and edited from xReader to xOC

This book will be based on one shots with a genderswap winx club members, but the specialist will stay the same gender in this book. The reader in this book will be curvy and will be in joint relation with all the guys in this book, most of the one shots in here will be girlfriend based or friend based. I don't own winx club that belongs to the original maker and the company that makes the series. I do own the reader and all the stories that have been made in the book. Started 2020 ended 2023

bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person. "COME AT ME, TRICK ASS HOE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG!!" I'll be blunt. You're in prison. For various reasons. You killed people. A lot of people. Your name is Y/n L/n (duh). Your father died on a hero mission and your mother... didn't respond well to it. She strayed from the hero path, leaving you. You are an... interesting person... ahem. Hella gay. Hella str8. Hella a bitch. "BITCH I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN TO ME I'LL HARVEST YOUR LEG HAIRS!!" Kinda violent but at the same time you're hella nice and calm. "Talk to me like I'm a goddamn Nazi again and I'll pull your asshole out from your mouth you fucking worm." #1 in anime Highest Ranking #1 in idkwhatimdoing Highest Ranking #1 in animexreader Highest Ranking #1 in myhero Highest Ranking #1 in animeworld Highest Ranking #1 in vines Highest Ranking #1 in readerxvarious Highest Ranking #1 in crack Highest Ranking #1 in what Highest Ranking #1 in weird Highest Ranking #1 in my Highest Ranking #1 in craziness Highest Ranking #3 in fanfiction Highest Ranking #3 in hero Highest Ranking #5 in bnha Highest Ranking #7 in help Highest Ranking #9 in powers Highest Ranking #16 in readerxcharacter Highest Ranking (I own nothing!) (Everything and everyone belongs to their rightful owner!) (I only own the plot and my OC's!) (You own yourself!) (Warning!: Blood, cursing, gore!!)

❝Kurapika, feelings fade when people change--❞ You gasped when your back met the wall. The boy who had always managed to keep his emotions at bay had finally snapped--roughly pounding the side of his elbow and forearm above your head. His eyeballs were laced a deep crimson red--broken and confused. Your breath hitched in your chest as he leaned down, lips hovering above your own. You could feel your heart slowly break as you heard him breathily whisper, desperately begging you to reciprocate the emotions he felt for you. ❝If everyone forgets over time, then why can't I?❞ - - ★ OHMYGOD WE ARE AT 121K READS HAPPY 4 YEARS ★ *cover art by @huangdanlan *book is undergoing major editing :)

❝If you need to fall, fall on that fat ass.❞ BTS Jimin x Reader AU. It's him. The infamous 'Park Jimin' of your office. You never liked him much, but a sudden swap in departments brings you right to his feet. An unexpected journey draws you together, giving you the need to promise: You are never falling for him. Highest Rankings: #1 in #jiminff #1 in #jiminie #1 in #jiminxreader #6 in #chimchim #6 in #fanfiction