❝ rich i love you but its twelve in the fucking morning ❞ highest ranking: #175 in [hot] humour. reddie texting oneshots. © -evenings START | 01.14.18 FINISH | 02.19.18

richie worked his ass off at the pharmacy. nothing ever happened, until a boy came barreling into richies life, asthma and all. he happened to faint in isle 5 as richie was closing for the day. 𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬, 𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. tw/ slurs, homophobia

"you're an idiot, richard tozier." - ©jupiterzmoonz lowercase intended

❝ you're new to this, aren't you?❞ ❝ ...yeah.❞ where eddie's a ghost and sucks at his job

in which Eddie almost dies, but Richie's right there to save him.

"Hey, daddy." "Shut up." --- Eddie gets a girlfriend at the end of middle school, only to try and prove he's straight, but it turns south really fast.

Richie thinks it'll be a normal day at school until one asthmatic boy joins.

Just some oneshots I've written for my Tumblr (eddiesgazebos) and also decided to put here. Each chapter is a different oneshot. These stories are strictly about Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier. Characters Stephen King made. Not Jack Grazer and Finn Wolfhard. Ship the characters, not the actors!

"am i the girl of your dreams?" "yeah, the wet ones." .... in which dawn martinez, a lovely high school girl, meets a group of rowdy boys on the last day of school, leading to killer clowns, killer fights, and killer dates. ..... 【E D I T I N G】

Richie Tozier was hopeless when he was checked into Derry mental hospital, that was, until he met Eddie Kaspbrak. > Richie tozier x Eddie Kaspbrak < AU where Eddie Kaspbrak has been in a mental hospital for three months, and Richie Tozier was checked in last night. THIS STORY IS VERY TRIGGERING AND HAS INTENSE CONTENT, SERIOUSLY IT GETS INTENSE [ #838 in short story ]