RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Jasper and Demetri turned up one night outside Bella's house to let her join the Volturi. Edward left her, right? So what's the use of all the crying and sulking around under Charlie's roof? But would she still mope around after knowing that her true mate wasn't really Edward? But Jasper?

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.