kook: would u still love me if i was a worm

Neither Jeongguk nor Namjoon can find anyone to fuck for themselves.

They can't even count how many times people have assumed the same thing over and over again.

texting au! coconutboi: so can I like eat your ass,, or... monieonmymind: i'm going to block u coconutboi: cOcKbLoCk me? smh >>humor<< ©myhearteumelts,2018

When Kim Namjoo was born, she had been nothing but a healthy baby. With a cute button nose, and a head full of hair; she quickly became her parents pride. One little nose scrunch, and she'd had the two newly-made parents wrapped around her tiny fingers. She grew up this way, as well, and could never find a dull moment in her life. While her mom grew stricter and more protective with time; Namjoo's dad was always supportive and understanding. He never discontinued the child from doing what she wanted - and maybe that made her a little spoiled rotten - but her mom was always there, to humble them from their places among the clouds. Sometimes, though, Namjoo heard the woman bragging for her sake; whether it be to friends or family. And then puberty came around. - !!!WARNING!!! MAY TRIGGER DYSPHORIA

"Which omega boy?" Jin said as he looked around until he spotted the soft dimple smile of the omega Namjoon. Jin then coldly continued, "I suppose he's okay but not enough for my standards to bother with." Namjoon knew he wasn't meant to overhear this conversation but he heard it nonetheless. (Pairings: Namjin, Vmin, Yoonseok) Pride & Prejudice - Alpha/Beta/Omega Spoof Highest Rank #1 BottomNamjoon

ıllıllı 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 ıllıllı 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘢. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘪. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘪𝘹 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘪 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘨𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢, 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘛𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘢𝘦𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘬𝘫𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴.

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"I don't see why it's such a big deal that I want to go out!" Jeongguk huffed, narrowing his eyes at his boyfriend. Namjoon twisted his hands nervously, shaking his head a little. He'd spent the last hour with Jeongguk arguing over whether the other male could go out to drink with his friends. This had become a regular occurrence for the younger male, and it worries Namjoon to no end. "You always get like this whenever I try to hang out with my friends, like fuck, I'm just trying to brea-" "It's because I'm pregnant, you fucking dick!" Namjoon shouted, springing up from his seat to run straight for the bathroom; leaving his stunned fiancé behind.