RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

As a child Venus had an Imaginary friend like any other kid. When she wakes up one morning to find him claiming he's not really imaginary, but her Kupid. Things take a drastic turn as he reveals he's accidentally gambled away her life for a game.

The Towers were constructed to preserve both our species and our history. The earth has been exploited, mined, ravaged and polluted to the point that survival of the human race is threatened. The governments of the world collect, sort and their people accordingly. Some are used for their intellect, their strength and genetic superiority and then placed into hibernation. A select few, known as the Sisters become the guardians of the tower. The rest of humanity, a burden on our dwindling resources, are exterminated. These are the stories of those who fight the system, those who survive the hibernation, and those who inhabit the new world that is formed after the time of the Towers. In this collection you will find stories that range from twenty years in the future, to two thousand years in the future.

If you mentioned Ally Scythe to someone, they'd say one of three things. 1) That girl can skate. 2) Doesn't she work at the bookshop? or 3) Poor thing, her mother's death was a tragedy. Nobody would even consider the fact that she is battling something nobody should ever half to deal with. When she meets Cooper, she finally begins to believe there is good in people. With the help of her new boyfriend and the kindly old lady she works for, Ally makes a decision that changes her path of life forever.

This is a story about a boy who's life was changed after a walk in the forest. Will this change be good for him? Or make his life get worse. Much worse? Read to find out <3

WARNING- BOYxBOY, SLASH! Hunter Ashby is not your average seventeen-year-old boy. In fact, it's hilarious how far he is from it. He can't dance, he can't play sports, he can barely cross a flat surface without plummeting in his pathetic 5"2 glory. He's a self-proclaimed rebel; a strange one, his nails painted black and his eyes smothered in eyeliner. He spends his time reading comic books and mangas. His identity is unknown to all... including himself. He is stubborn, immature, childish, and a bit perverted at times, but Hunter is definitely not useless. He can sing. Not only that, but he can sing incredibly. His tone is unimaginable. His theatrics drip with emotion. His only goal: To be famous. ... That is, until he's shot in the stomach at the drug store. In comes Dempsey Taylor, the overly-British exchange-student, the tall blonde boy with the sexy hazel eyes... And it just so happens that Dempsey can play guitar. And he's amazing. So, I've got one word for 'ya, babes... Smash!

Sebastian hates Christmas and not just because of the religious aspect. No he hated it because his job became ten times harder. And to demons it was like Friday the 13th to humans.

Freya Griffin is a little bit crazy, She has had a crush on Sirius Black for years but always manages to embarrass herself when he is around, but what do you expect when her motto for life is 'Without crazy people, the world is a boring place' but will Sirius fall for her clumsy ways, or will he side with his best friend James Potter who seems to have a grudge against her?