Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Some cute and maybe funny one-shots about Lightning McQueen and other cars in Radiator Springs.

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

Short story about Dr.doofenshmirtz who falls for his enemy. Perry the Platypus.

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

Bingus, Glamrock Freddy, and Tea.

aw did I scar you for life.. soz

You become Queen Elsa's personal guard, What could go wrong?

I do not own any of these characteristics in this story