'The softness and roundness of his lips, the dazzle of his devilish twinkling eyes, the startlingly pleasant warmth of his tongue. Harry felt elevated, dazed upon the golden cloud nine, stars raining uncontrollably over his throbbing heart.' When Harry and his friends find a mysterious spellbook in their very own dormitories on Christmas Day, they had no idea that the various magic sex spells and secrets inside were about to pleasure their sex lives tenfold. Through new sexual encounters and opportunities, Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean were getting horny and thirsted to engage in sexual activities.

KONICHIWAAAA MY LITTLE NEKOS~ THIS IS ABOUT YOU N HAMILTIN IN LOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ｏ(≧▽≦)ＯＯ(≧▽≦)ＯＯ(≧▽≦)ＯＯ(≧▽≦)ＯＯ(≧▽≦)ＯＯ(≧▽≦)Ｏ SO YEAH ENJOY~~~~~~~~~~~~

in a world where sherlock holmes is an emo vampire and so is the rest of the gang. when he meats a girl by the name of xXGoddess of SorrowXx. at a Black Veil Brides Concert. but what happens when she loves all of them?

THE SEXIEST GENERAL YOU'VE EVER MET OH YEAH MR KRABS WINK WINK WONK

Dean and cas from supernatural funny fan fic if Cas watched the duck channel.

Based on true events... Disclaimer: I do not mock depression and anxiety disorders, this title just seemed somewhat appropriate.