Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

~DISCLAIMER: I do not own this book, I am only showing it before I show you my re-written version~ Starkit has many hardships through her life. With the prophecy 'Out of darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly.' Will Starkit be able to figure it out?

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for the affection of their one true love... Wendy's Berry Cherry Fruit Tea.

None of these are mine but credit is still there :)

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Only the best quality and grammar filled fanfiction to exist. In an alternate universe where ogres are accepted more so you two can be out in public. EEEEEEEE so kawaii!!! 👌👌👌👌😭😭😭💛👌💛👌💛👌 It's getting better by chapter 14. I hate that I'm still going with this. I'm very sorry.

a true love story 😍😍😍

You know it is is Cannon.