Jesse try's Mr. White's new cystral meth and things get a little weird... Like 1989 weird

An Obama x Osama Bin Laden love story. "I fell for you harder than the twin towers fell" TW: NASTY GROSS FREAK SMUTT / Terrorism / Kidnapping / Swearing / Stockholm Syndrome / Just a lot of fucked up shit / Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Its slow burn and there will def be smutt later. Im gonna keep updating when ever i feel like it cause i have no schedule.

SATIRE AND MADE TO SLANDER PUTIN Putin was running away from the police when he bumps into a friendly *and surprisingly hot) bear in the russian forest.

you buy minion tampons and things escalate im slowly loosing my mind

One day bob met someone not just anyone ....

This was made because Majo_Ellen.

Metro man isn't the only one with powers, the only problem is you are too scared to use them till it's too late. After the sad death if Metro man, Megamind is seeking a new hero to fight, but his choice in hero isn't deemed to what he wants it to be, so now its up to you to not only help save Metro City and Roxanne, but also keeping a forbidden love between you and a certain blue skinned alien. That is until Hal, the escaped convict and ex supervillian decides to get his revenge. (This is basically to help me practice writing, even though its technically not my prompt but I do hope you enjoy!!) (Also very very slow updates, sorry guys I'm in College lmao)

A lovely story about david saville and ian hawke their love blossoms over their sexual lust for one another ian can't help but hurt dave and dave cant help but love ian will this story end in heart break or blood shed or something more? Find out by Reading along as I continue this story with help from you, the lovely people of wattpad

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.