A 24 year old runaway billionaire's daughter delights in making Freddie Mercury's vacation a horror. What she doesn't know is that he's ready to take her over his knee and wail the tar out of her and then... the fireworks begin.

Help! How To Deal With Mr.Mercury? Is it wise to loose your heart to someone so 'cool' as Mr.Fahrenheit? You see, loving such a complicated being makes for more effort than anyone care to admit. Unless one can find a way to escape it which is Isabella's game plan. Right, just keep every emotion and interaction with the Fairy King at arms length and all will be fine. That should be it. Then again, is anyone really immune to falling for such a man as Freddie? Come to think of it, there's really not much choice but accept that fighting it is a laughable chore. Some Notes: Please read with caution, intended for adult readers. None of the photos are mine. This story is woven in fantasy and is not to be confused with the actual thoughts of the band from whom the characters were lifted. Thank you for checking this fanfic. I appreciate it very much - votes, messages and all :) Last: I love all of Queen. But Freddie most. Always you, Freddie.