You're Jake Dillinger's little sister, and you think you might have feeling for his bestest friend... Rich Goranski (Who has liked you for a while). This is all post-Squip stuff.

This story was brought to you by my Oneshots book. This plot was so popular it kept getting requested, so I decided it He better to make a book!😁

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These are all my Starkid (And Tin Can Bros.) one-shots and ships. We only have a couple rules: 1) Everyone is supermegyfoxyawesomehot 2) Duck IS lord 3) Always dance 4) Before you go the General Store, has all you need and plenty more 5) Throw one down, 'cause SATAN IS A REAL MAN Glad you FOUND this book. Have fun reading, and I hope you're totally awesome!