Shrek is a sad boi bc he can't fly. But that's ok bc he has Sandy the Squirrel -- wait no -- he has Tadashi Hamada! Look out world bc these two are in love and they are not afraid to kill -- or become -- evil politicians to stay together. In this heart-wrenching tale of hope of courage, dreams will come true and secrets will be revealed.

Shrek is attracted to Prince Charming.