Jungkook: "What is love? Such a stupid thing to exist. I hate it in all its various forms. Yet when I see you, I want to love every inch of your body. But I also want to destroy you for coming in my way and for making me feel this way."

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

In the small Kingdom of Narcisse lie secrets covered in thorn-ridden vines, bound so tightly together even the slightest brush of delicate skin against it would draw blood. At the center of it all stood a man whose gaze sent fear corroding through the kingdom. The ever so fearsome King, Jeon Jungkook The moment their eyes meet, she feels stuck in a trance drawn towards those dangerous irises. Whispers of the mysterious disappearances of his many wives spread like a disease around the kingdom and wrap around her pretty little throat. Was it all true? 🥇TIED AT FIRST PLACE in the SMERALDO AWARDS 🥈SECOND PLACE in the SHOW CASE AWARDS 2022 🥉THIRD PLACE in the SOULMATES AWARDS 🥇FIRST PLACE in the INCANTATION AWARDS 2022

"Did you know a robot's dick is ten times harder than a normal dick? Let's test that out." #4 in FANFICTION✓ [The fanart is NOT mine. It belongs to the original owner.] Original owner of fanart: @BTS_ON_CANVAS on twitter! © sujinniie 2019-2020 ✓

❝ they say snitches get stitches, can you stitch the wound in my heart? ❞ wherein jungkook, whom is at the lowest point of his life, meets his guardian angel. ( completed )　　　　　　　　( highest rankings ) + EDITING　　　　　　　　　 #1 - jjk BAD BOY AU　　　　　　　　 #1 - kpopfanfic j. jungkook / bts ff　　　　　 #1 - btsjungkook © tsukiwiin 2018 cover ; AEFILMS

"Why do they call you Indigo?" "It's the last color they see before they die." Cover by @hoseqx Some rankings: #13 Fanfiction #14 BTS #1 Yoongi #67 Taehyung #2 Jungkook #1 Namjoon #4 btsfanfiction

She has a virtual boyfriend and she calls him Glitch. "I was just bored when I started it but I ended up falling inlove with the guy inside my screen." 010120 021920

"Why are you wearing shades in broad daylight?" The red headed boy asked. And then there was silence, you were debating with yourself if you would tell him or just run away but the rain was pouring nonstop. "Well?" He urged you to continue, sounding impatient than ever. You sigh, "I'm... I'm blind." They say that the eyes are the windows to one's soul. Emotions that wells up within us, can easily be noticed through one's eyes. That's why y/n tends to have her shades on all the time, but it was mostly for a different purpose. Story idea by @LaikaTaehyung Date started: 082018 Date finished:111718 [Highest Rank #1 in KimTaehyung] [Highest Rank #2 in Taehyung] [Highest Rank #1 in Jungkook] [Highest Rank #4 in Bangtan] [Highest Rank #1 in Bangtansonyeondan] [Highest Rank #1 in Jeonjungkook] [Highest Rank #1 in Parkjimin]

"That's my tattoo, Y/N, on your body. You know exactly what that means." BTS Jungkook x Reader tattoo artist AU gang AU Thanks and credits to all of the original artists of the amazing edits and fan arts, as well as the creator of the cover @namjoonkie and original artist @diatybx?❤️ Highest Ranking: [#1 in Fanfiction]

"You were supposed to be a bath bomb!" "Well turns out its your lucky day, sweetheart, cause you just got something ten times better: me." ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ In which a bath bomb from Walmart turns out to be an over cocky, ridiculously hot, yet surprisingly clueless demigod. ©Kiki 2020© ➣High-key crackfic ➣Greek mythology ➣Romance HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in BTS #2 in FANFICTION **Started: January 14, 2020** **Ended: May 7, 2020**