I was watching episode 8 (where Izuku admits to Bakugo that his Quirk isn't really his), and I thought to myself, "What if Aizawa overheard that conversation?" So here we are. Just a little oneshot on his thoughts and reaction, but if you want more, I might consider it. ^^

If Chaos and Disaster had twins named Sass and Sarcasm. A set of twins who are the unluckiest human beings in the whole wide world just wanted to live a normal life, of course life's a bitch so it said, "Haha...nope." Or UA, along with a certain detective had received the blessing of meeting the two most troublesome human beings in the world. Will they survive? They, as in, everyone, the twins included. *** Alternate Titles: - I blame the Godzilla - Fuck the Godzilla - Sass and Sarcasm reincarnated as twins - My clumsiness is deadly - Godzilla, shades, and klutz - We don't know what to write here so please just read it A collab with @nomekuni

Midoriya Izuku has always had a sharp mind. He aims to transfer to the U.A. Heroics course from the Support Course. He knows he's smart enough to get in, and he's always been gifted with making things. He just never thought his items would be of use to him before U.A. Tsukauchi Naomasa never expected a phone call from a twelve-year-old child who'd been kidnapped by villains. Who was still in the hands of villains. But he'd be damned if he let this kid die. A fic about Izuku being kidnapped by the LoV, but staying on the phone with Tsukauchi, Eraserhead, and Present Mic the whole time.

Basically, It's another story about Aizawa finding out about the bullying problems Midoriya has had/ is having. Also includes Present Mic and All Might being worried dads. _ When Midoriya finally made it into UA, He knew it would be different. He wasn't sure how much, but it had to be different! Of course, the work and how the school works would be different, but he hoped the people there would be different, too. Mostly because he had a quirk now. He wasn't useless anymore and he was definitely not quirkless anymore. In all honesty, Midoriya didn't expect all the kindness he was receiving from his peers and teachers. Surely, the teachers knew he was quirkless beforehand, right? If they knew.. then why didn't they hate him? Besides All Might, he expected them to dislike him. (Midoriya only thought All Might cared because he used to be quirkless too.. but it was better than nothing.) However, with his friends, he was happier. He didn't even know how to act around friends, but he tried.. Even if deep down Midoriya knew he couldn't trust anybody-- And he didnt trust anybody-- he still tried. Oh well, why didn't he trust them? Simple. He had the mindset that, 'If they knew he was quirkless, it would be middle school all over again.' He was protecting himself, just in case they found out. If they found out and stopped being friends with him, well it would be okay. He was prepared. He had to be. So, in the end, he didn't tell anybody about his old quirkless ways. Not that he had to tell anybody, right? He had a quirk, so it shouldn't matter anymore, right? Wrong. Who says the bullying and its effects ever go away? How would he ever be able to explain the messages he gets during the day from old classmates? How would he ever explain that it's all getting to him more than he knows it should? _ [My Hero Academia belongs to Kohei Horikoshi] I might make a second chapter, but if I don't it's still complete!

When Corona Virus forces 1-A into an online classroom for a period of time, Aizawa is annoyed. But when his number one Problem Child starts wearing makeup and flinching at movement, he becomes concerned. Izuku just wishes that his father never came home in the first place.