This is all a joke. But I'm an alright writer

alex and thanos have baby :flushed:

NOT SHIPPING, THIS IS FOR FUN AND STILL I WILL DELETE IT IF ANY OF THE TWO STATE THAT THIS TYPE OF CONTENT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE A series of "short" chapters that can be read individually but that also make a whole story. I make fun of britain for absolutely no reason, Schlatt and Wilbur insult each other, this is all very absurd. Minx and Niki show up, and they're as dumb, and nearly as gay. Also ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU LOTS OF ZOMBIES DYING IN ABSURD MANNERS OK BYE I'll upload a presentable cover, I swear.

It's Ozzy Wozzy's 21st birthday, and toepiccy woepiccy the lemur and cliccy wiccy the lemur celebrate it in the best (and most kinky) way **definitely for children, read it to your kids to enlighten them before bed**

President "Baberaham" Lincoln is a piece of meat and you want your hands on him. (JOKE FIC) Edit, Dec 2, 2022: I edited ableist language out of this fic after reading it for the first time since its publishing. Sorry for anybody who was hurt by the language used in this fic by myself.

This was a mistake and I will not be finishing it, I'll simply leave it here to burn all of your innocent eyes. Seriously I'm rating it for a reason (This is mature), and I think you can guess the content from the title... Look at the tags for potential squickyness. This is the first thing I have written of this nature and I am sorry... I hope you enjoy it I guess? Tbh it was kinda fun to write... I don't own httyd and I hope the makers of Dagur and his beautiful universe either never see this or don't judge me too harshly XD

*full disclaimer! this is not my story ! all creds go to the writer. i just felt the need to post it bc it's been sitting in my phone and i don't want people to go through my phone and find it... sooo yeah* enjoy ?¿