PREVIOUS RANKINGS: #1 in Humour Thank you all for reading, voting, commenting and fanning! Sending you an infinite supply of cookies, always. -Bella X Trixie Jems is under the assumption that her life is going to be smooth sailing. She plans to become a writer and put her literature degree to good use. However, on the evening of her twenty-first birthday, and after a few too many tequila shots, Trixie does something she never thought she would. She has a one night stand. It's all good, surely. Everyone makes happy mistakes. Except, Trixie's mistake isn't small- when she realises that the guy that she just slept with is in fact prince Nathaniel of England, and it wasn't a simple one night stand, but a moment of alcohol-infused passion that leads Trixie to realising one unsettling truth: she's pregnant.

𝐀𝐙𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 / pronounced 𝘢𝘺-𝘻𝘳𝘪-𝘢𝘭 / meaning 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘥 The legend read that a sacrifice of a mortal being with beauty and skill could end the famine which had struck her town. Thrown into the woods by her own people, she helplessly began to anticipate her incoming death. That was, until he appeared. And he wasn't interested in her death either. DISCLAIMER: this is NOT an ACOTAR fanfic. All characters remain separate and my own.

Elizbeth Humphrey wants a husband. Her expectations are not outlandish; all she asks is that he be reasonably handsome, reasonably wealthy and completely kind. Her brothers have offered their assistance, and it's given her hope that perhaps there is a man out there who might want her for a wife. But alas, the first man she meets after recommitting to the battle against spinsterhood is reasonably handsome, reasonably naked and completely soaked through and stranded on their front steps. He also has a head-wound and no memory of who he is, but Elizabeth Humphrey has larger mysteries to solve; namely, the mystery of who she might marry. Book 1 of the Humphrey Chronicles! Completed: March 2022 (~83000 words)

Carmella is kind of your typical teen. She's sixteen, the baby of the family with an annoying big sister and strict, over protective parents. But she's still in control of her life and is determined to be free willed no matter how hard her parents try to reign her in. Her determination has been paying off until her parents drop a bombshell on her- she's getting married. And whats worse? Her chosen husband is hell bent on making the rest of her life miserable. Life gets even harder when demons from his past and betrayals by those she trusted come to haunt her just as she thought life was getting back on track.