Dear Miss McCallen, Congratulations, you have been accepted to Enderby preparatory Academy and Private Boarding School, one of the most prestigious schools in all of the United States of America. I reread the first sentence of my acceptance letter an innumerable amount of times. My jaw dropped as the realization finally hit me. Oh. My. Nartz. ****************** Joyce is your average bleh girl. Nothing extra special or noticeable. But when she gets accepted to an elite boarding school she is in for a whirlwind of drama, romance, and misunderstandings. This story reflects the everyday life of a teenage girl that goes through the struggles of attempting to fit in, stand out, and all the things in between.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?