About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....

a young cute girl just moved next door and shes just your type! what will happen? will a relationship form? read to find out!

oH sHiT i wOrrIeD aBouT ThE wRoNG PEacHes

watch the cat in the hat take a hot, steamy shower with no neck, Big Ed 🥵🥵 with guest stars along the way

jessica gets bullied by Miranda cooper the girl with no hands but what happens when jessica decides to bully Miranda back.

bae

will is madly in love with the black haired boy and it hurts