**Featured on Wattpad @ScienceFiction Ambassadors' Picks February 2025, @Ambassadors Speculative Fiction 2024, @ScienceFiction Dystopocalypse 2024, @humor Absurdist & Surreal 2024** On January 13, 2029, NASA revealed a dark dwarf planet heading for a collision with the moon. After a month, the impending collision was broadcasted live worldwide. Meanwhile, thirteen-year-old Daniel accidentally injured his pregnant mother, Ynsia, leading to the tragic loss of the baby. Consumed by guilt, he cared for his grieving mother. A year later, Earth began to crumble. The world quaked, cities floated, and the sun's radiation scorched the planet. Amidst the chaos and despair, Daniel discovered friendship and hope. Gale, Daniel's scientist father, alongside the ISS crew and NASA, realized the dire consequences of the moon's absence. They embarked on a mission to revive the moon and save Earth. With a pencil and some leaves of paper, Daniel started writing letters to the lost babe. He named her after the shattered celestial object--Luna, seeking forgiveness and hoping for a chance to reunite his broken family.

This is an entry for the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2023 that will show you how humanity devolved into a species of idiots.