Since he was born, Patrick has been different. While normal kids have allergies to peanuts or dairy... Patrick is allergic to water. Patrick has given up on doing things. But Pete is trying to change that. WINNER OF 'PETERICK' IN THE FOB FIC AWARDS **This book contains references to the Milk Fic. At the time of writing, I didn't know who the author of it was, and what she did. I do not support her or the Milk Fic. Please do not bring her any attention, and do not mention her fic. Anyone new to the fandom (like I was at the time of writing this) does not know her, and they find it funny to reference. Please allow anyone new to know the Milk Fic was written by a woman with several charges against her.

Patrick's the God they pray to, and Pete is the Devil they sin for. Opposites. Enemies. Heaven can't fall to Hell. Hell can't fall to Heaven. But God and Satan are falling hard. ***There may be incorrect information/different takes on religion. If this could offend you, please do not read***

Just like the smut challenge except with 100% less sex! And 100% more fluff!

"I thought we had a plan!" "We do!" "Then why was Patrick attacked?" ... "Because, if Pete gets ahold of him before we do, we're done for!" ~~~ "I'm sorry," "Sorry won't cut it. You know what happens if you lose it?" "Patrick dies."

In a world where everyone's either a cat or a wolf; an orange tabby struggles to get a meal in his stomach, and a ferocious wolf struggles to get an orange tabby out of his head.